6 months in jail for being a responsible father.
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
oh my GOD i can’t wait to hear about how many kids are caught jackin it in the theaters for 50 shades
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
Nicki Minaj’s Reaction…
how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????
very small dog? puppy
very big dog? puppy
very young dog? puppy
very old dog? puppy
imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall